I have a new CCA. Its called the Ji Mo Nan Ren Ju Le Bu. I dunno how to type Chinese words so i'll use hanyu pinyin. Hur Hur.

Anyways, the membership criteria for this club is very stringent, because this is a very exclusive club. To meet our criteria, you must be an alpha male, good-looking, charismatic, eloquent, charming, and of course, the single most important criteria: Ji Mo. I must stress at this point however that i am merely a normal ad hoc member, holding no executive positions in the club. To achieve a high-ranking position in such a prestigious club, one needs to have attained the highest stage of ji mo-ness. Hence currently only Junhui qualifies to lead the club and achieve the noble aims of the club, which is...erm...actually i dunno. Hur hur.

The purpose of setting up this club is because we believe that there is a considerable number of ji mo nan ren around us. Hence we want to set up an avenue for such members to meet thier fellow ji mo nan ren to know that they're not alone. Also, we are currently looking at the prospect of an exchange program, possibly with our female branch, the ji mo nu ren, in order to promote inter-personal relations. Hur hur.

The club is extremely well-run, as we already have members in charge of T-Shirts, websites, Yahoo groups, and in the organising of club activities. The only thing we lack is a songwriter, cos we are already in the process of penning our theme song. Told you this club is big. The song was written not so much an effort on my part, but the rest of the members. Shan't reveal the names yet in case they kill me for advertising their ji mo-ness. U guys will be impressed with out theme song...really reflects the true feeling of being a ji mo nan ren, and the pathos that comes with it. Dun believe me, just sing along to the song, and u'll feel this wealth of emotions. Hur hur.

Ji Mo Nan Ren Ju Le Bu Theme Song (to the tune of Guan Huai Fang Shi)

Ji Mo Nan Ren Ju Le Bu
Shui Shi Huan Ying Ni Jia Ru
Mei You Ma Zi Mei Chio Bu
Yi Sheng Yi Shi Pei Lao Bu
(X 2 times)

Oh thats all we have so far. For those with considerable musical talents, please do not hesitate to contact me to contribute to the chorus of the song. Anyway here are some photos that i just want to post for fun.


Hathor outing!!!! Eh for those who dunno these are my frens from my Orientation group lar. We had dinner at Marina South then we went to the open field opposite to play lantern. Actually they played lar. I walked around looking suave only. I love playing lanterns during the MAF though. Reminds me of a simpler, innocent time, when i was a real cute kid. Really lor, i was damn cute as a kid. Muz dig up some photos to show u all.


Me & Cat at Gotham Penthouse. Went for TriFac bash with Winson Jen, Edmund, Sherry and Cat. But winson and jen left earlier so they din get to take photo with me. Ha.


Okie thats all for now. Can't wait to read up more on shipping laws, the state of the intellectual property law in China, and how they conclude contracts in China. Woooh can u sense my unbridled enthusiasm....

I'm in a writing frenzy today, so shall post another entry for my fans, like Pui my ardent fan. Muahahahaaa. See pui aren't u honoured that i've mentioned u in this blog.

Watched Anthologies of Love on Ch 5 2 days back. Though quite amateurish in the acting and production, the basic premise of the show was really quite good. It touched on the various ways in which we Singaporeans express love, or rather, the lack of. What especially touched me was the theme of "too late." U will understand what i mean after reading this entry lar.

An abusive traditional husband who expected his wife to serve him dinner every nite and obey his every whim and fancy. No disobedience or deviance from his orders were allowed. Then, when the son grew up, he rebelled against his dad and brought his mum to stay somewhere else, leaving the dad to stay alone and eat luncheon meat with bread everyday. The sad part is that the mum kena Alzheimers. Then she cannot remember anything at all. The most touching scene was of the dad, quietly tearing by her hospital bedside, and trying to get her to remember their past together, and asking for her forgiveness for all the things he had done. Then carrying her out to his trishaw, and ferrying her to the place where they fell in love. She finally regained enough consciousness to mutter: "Ah Huat, is that u? Why your hair so long? I cut for u lar..." She later died in his arms. Too late.

We see a boy frantically running around Singapore in his school uniform to take many many photos of the buildings and monuments that make Singapore unique. Later, we learn that he's doing this cos his sister is going overseas to study, and he is afraid, in all his naivety, that she would forget Singapore, and of course, him. The photos are thus his way of ensuring that his sister would always have something to remember Singapore by. It is this innocence, and his seemingly useless and puerile attempt at retaining the love of his sister that led me to this musing...

Like the boy, we all have done pretty silly things for love as well, be it to attract the love of our parents or to attract that love of your life. We do many many things in the hope that by doing so, the other party would like us better, or at least notice our existence. But like the boy, we sometimes do not know the puerile-ness of our activities until we view them from hindsight, or behind the TV screen. We might very well have behaved as childishly as the boy.

Ultimately, because the boy spent so much time taking the photos and developing them, his sister left without him having the chance to say a final goodbye. The most poignant and sad scene was when the boy gazed at that one photo that truly mattered to him: the one he took with his sister at home. Subtle, yet heart-achingly accurate in its depiction of "too late." Again, how many times have we wasted our time doing things for the ppl we like, or simply trying to get their attention, that we simply neglect to treasure the present...

Wow i'm like super sentimental tonite rite? Haa...Bet u guys din expect it frm me. Guess the point i just want to put across is this ba:

Carpe Diem.

Unbelievably Suey Day Part II

Sometimes you just can't believe your luck. In the 3 years i've had my driving license, i've never even come remotely close to getting summon-ded. But today, on the very last day that i had the car to myself, i suey suey kena. And to think i kena-ded cos i was being a nice guy.

First, i had to attend the nussu elections though i dearly wanted to go Yishun Home... (the kids so cute!!!) Then me, lao ban niang lixian, and di er lao ban Xiqian (cos VPIA is second biggest shit in CSC) zao-ded early cos we din wan2 stay all the way. So i gallantly offered to drive them to yishun for supper, before i go to the airport to fetch my parents who had gone to China. Then, halfway there, my dad called to say they already reached the airport. Wah lau. Stupid Tiger Airways plane fly so fast. Anyway to cut a long story short, i quickly dropped XQ off and quickly drove back home.

Then, while i was at Khatib MRT station that road leading to the expressway, the freaking suey thing happened. Was happily coasting at a mere 78 kmh when i suddenly saw a bright flash of light. My first thoughts about what that light could mean were...

1) Lightning streak across the sky to herald a storm

2) UFO landing at Yishun

3) Someone sitting on a tree taking a photo of my nice car

I refused to contemplate the thought that it might be a speed camera. I was like, cannot be so suey rite, 20 mins before i have to return the car to my dad i kena caught speeding. Bo Kor Leng wat. Until i looked in the rearview mirror and realise that all the cars were like way behind me. Then i received further confirmation when i stopped at the next red light.

All the bloody drivers were looking at me with a sympathetic yet "wah heng ah!! Never kena me!! Oh but wait, can still take his license plate buy 4D!!" look.

At that point, i knew. Liao. 4D also never so accurate. But the thing is, wah lau i was only gg at 78kmh lor. Not like i was going 100 or something...All this only proves one thing: cannot go for nussu events. Sure suey one.

Yes its over.

After an unbelievably long elections (14 hrs!!! & Another 3 hrs yesterday!!!) we have our 5th Management Committee of the NUS Students' Community Service Club. It was an emotional roller-coaster to say the least, for everyone involved, and the tension was most palpable.

However, there were still rather cock moments, like when Mr Terence, the Business Director, wanted to walk out of the clubrm BEFORE his Q n A. Talk about over-confidence. Ha. Also when stupid chee kian said he had to rush out cos he got diarrhoea. Then he hold his stomach like very pain like that. But he revealed later in his blog that he fake one. He just has a weak bladder. Cock. Muahahahahahaaa!!! I bao tou u!!!!

Anyway, seriously, i would like to say that I was extremely fortunate to be elected as the VPSP, because Michelle is a very zai candidate who is every bit as good, and as capable. It was a very tough fight, and i won probably only because i was older lar. Michelle, if u read this hor, please don't let the elections result affect your confidence or belief in yourself ya? I really think you have the drive, the enthusiasm, and the capability to be a good Vice-President. I would really love to work with you and let's do so for the Special Projs yar?

As with all competitions and contests, there are winners and losers. To everyone who did not succeed in this yr's elections, please don't think of it as a slight on your ability, or that the voters did not like you as a person. Stay on in CSC and contribute as much as u can still, because, as mentioned in many of the speeches, we're all working together to help the less fortunate and privileged, and it is with this goal in mind that we should forge ahead. The Management Committee can only function well with the help of all of you, so please stay on, and contribute as much as you can to our SPs and RVPs k? And i think the 5th MC will try our best to make CSC as vibrant, fun, and satisfying a club as we can too.

To end off this very pompous and officious post, which is so unlike my usual style, i would just like to say that being entrusted with such an important post is rather scary lar. Ha, i know its rather ironic to say it now AFTER the elections, but the pressure is on to make my term at least as successful as BadChloe's was. But i guess with the support of everyone, we'll be able to make this year's special projects even better than last year rite??!!!! (Cue loud cheers and applause)

Hur hur. Think i'm gg mad frm all the elections liao. My brother who sleeps in the same room as me say that i talked in my sleep. And he vaguely heard me muttering questions. So i think i must be asking questions even in my sleep. Ha.