Official Break-up Post

Ha, as the title suggests, this blog entry will be my first official blog entry to commemorate my freedom!! Yipee!!!

Ok, I know no one believes I’m alright, and admittedly, I’m not. Have not been, not going to be for a long time. Well, I honestly din expect my depression to span such a long period ok? Knn I thought I’ll be cool and macho about it, but I guess experience counts eh. Whole world is telling me that it takes time, u need time, give yourself some time…yadda yadda…guess wat? Every bit is true man. Knn.

U know how sometimes you have the urge to just scream at the top of your lungs? Well, pls do it. Serious. It helps. Its therapeutic like hell. I went jogging just now, and this searing urge to scream rose within me to a writhing cresendo. And I did!
Shiok! i did scare the shit out of this person strolling past me though. He looked at me as if i was siao, or perhaps he was taking in my lovely manly scent? Hmm...

Supposed to be working on my IT Modular Assignment, otherwise known as the crappiest essay one can aspire to do. Any Ah Kow, Ah Mao, or Ah-Tiong can do lor. MY essay topic is, in a nutshell, "What happens in a game huh?" Then i have to extrapolate some law shit to cover games. Wah lau crap man. Doesn't even feel law to me.

Ahh, but the other item on my study agenda tonight is: Family Law, otherwise known as "how you can screw your husband over and get all his money cos he's sleeping with his mistress/secretary/babysitter/masseuse"

Actually this is not exactly the best time to be studying this la. You know the ending of each case already [divorce la, what else can it be] and doesn't really bode well for any future matrimonial desires on my part. Its enough to keep any horny ass sitting on his chair. Ha not that i'm yearning to get married or anything, but well, when you dun even remotely have anyone in sight hor, and u're turning the wrong side of your twenties soon, woah...

Wah lau i've got 8,500 words to write, 2 whole exams to study for, and ** kg to lose. heh. The weight thing can be succintly explained by my enlightening friend: "normally rite, when u break up, u sure wan2 lose weight to make the other jealous like siao. And to make her think - wah lau mistake lei. This hunk of meat could be mine." Hur hur. I wun say i'm in total agreement, but the man has got a point. Hur hur.

Wah fuck its 1 alr. Knn i've got another 5 hrs before i can slp. Tml have to answer:

"so, why do u think the husband has to pay the wife maintenance? Don't u think its unfair?"

Me: "err ma'am yes i think its unfair...."

Feminist Prof: "what!?!?!!?!?!"