Yo Yo Yo!!!

Wow, i just realised i haven hlogged for almost 3 months. And why do i know that? Cos my loyal readers and fans have informed me lar. Hur hur. I got fans lei.

Well, i've actually not really been busy lar. Just lazy. Hur hur.

Seeing that its been so long, i have plenty to say, and of course to kao pei on. Let me start with the latest event.

Ethelonter III

Oh i forgot that my mantra when i started this hlog was not to bore my millions of fans with inane updates on my life. But i dun care. So i shall tell u guys all that i've done these past 2 months in enlivening and enriching this world with my presence.

The camp was super super fun. Really. Though it was ultimately very tiring and shagged the shit out of me, i really enjoyed the feeling of camaderie and friendships forged when lots of ppl are cramped and made to stay tog for long periods of time. Nothing gets u closer to another human being then smelling their BO and yelling at them: "Oi dun turn this way when u slp hor or else we'll end up kissing!!!"

Ok for the sake of my fans i'll give a blow-by-blow account of the whole experience. No lar. Too lazy. So just provide the highlights. Muz read hor. I take the effort to type, u better take the effort to read. Hur hur.

Overall a few things stood out during the camp.

1. Cluedo.

Why? Cos i Best Actor ma. I put up an extremely sensitive and emotional portrayal of a Debt Collector who was forced by circumstances into bullying certain people. Overall i think cluedo was damn fun lar...cos i think me, chee kian (and NOT renhong cos he was v slack) lived out our darkest desires to scold ppl. Hur hur.

Basically i would scream at the gullible freshies when they walk by my station and yell at them to do stuff for me. Like massages, fanning me, and singing. Damn funny cos sometimes we would screw up and then we have to react accordingly. Like once when i pointed at my substantial biceps and said "biceps." This frm a Ah Long who doesn't even understand "Thank you." Some of the councillors of that group laugh until peng. Later when the group left i also laughed until peng.

Then got another time Chee kian that cock hit me on the chest. I was so stunned cos wah lau where got Shou Sia hit his boss one. So i asked Renhong to pull him away and beat him up. But all 3 of us were trying so hard not to laugh that we almost couldn't act anymore. Damn cock lar cluedo. But i think now everyone can see my acting skills can rival Tony Leung. Hur hur.

2. Fright Nite

Generally quite smooth lar. We were stuck in the dirty tunnel for over 4 hrs but at least we kept each other awake by occasionally scaring Eng Khoon when he waddled in to scare us. Check out the Blair Witch video man...effect damn good.

Something weird happened though. My freshie Ives had came into the tunnel with his partner who was damn scared already. So we ghosts all instinctively decided not to scare her lar. I always touch the girl's ankle when she walk past me one (touch guy later kena kick - girls gentler so at the most only scold bad word only...hur) but this time i decided to touch the guy's leg instead. But hor, the next morning, Ives told me that the girl told him SOMEONE had touched her ankle at the same time i touched Ives'!!!

woooooooh wooooh wooooh.....( cue evil music and cold wind)

and thats not all. HE SAID HE SAW A PERSON WITH A WHITE FACE SITTING NEXT TO MY SILLHOUETTE IN THE DRAIN.

WAH KOW.

Dear fans, there was no one there next to me.

Wooooooooohhh...................( cue evil music, cold wind, and crashing thunder)

3. Freshies!!

Err on to a less scary topic (shit man now i keep looking over my shoulder). Hathor freshies are great!!! Heh a very funny and fun bunch of people who made our camp expereince so fun. Hmm but think cos i'm involved in too many activities liao so din have much chance to bond with them. But hopefully (and there better be) through the outings we can do more stuff lar.

Haa we recently had group outing where we celebrated Huimin's birthday with this damn elaborate and cheem plan.

a. Bluff her to go esplanade to eat. And must eat until 10 plus.

b. When she wanted to go home liao we kept exchanging gossip and talk cock to keep her distracted. This is to allow the main perpetrators Ives and Junrong to get the stuff ready.

c. Then gay siao bring her to walk along the Esplanade bay there to look for the 2 guys.

d. Then just before we reach the designated place, Junhui had to pretend he step on something to drag for time cos they not ready. Junhui the cock pretended a branch, yes a branch dear readers, had penetrated his shoe, through the sole, and pierced his feet.

I found his acting so incredibly lame that i laughed non-stop as he was 'yelping' in pain. Everyone thought i was gg mad alr. But at least Huimin blur blur never see through lar. Haa.

e. Finally, upon reaching the destination, the guys suddenly appeared with the birthday cake, lit and everything. We sing birthday song then out came the sparklers. Yesh we had sparklers to play with, really like national day/engagement party/hari raya. Haa.But overall very sweet effect lar. Then we gave her our present, which was a very pretty silver chain. Seeing the elaborate arrangement for this birthday hor, i just want to say........

I ALSO WANT THIS KIND OF TREATMENT FOR MY BIRTHDAY HOR!!!

K lar thats abt it for the camp. Actually a lot of it is very memorable. Like the crazy-ass screaming (and blatant cheating) we had at sentosa, the truth or dare session at the chalet on the last nite, and just the friendships forged among everyone lar. But hor, its time to hlog more about myself. Hur hur. Ok next post.