Ok i'm truly bored

So in the throes of boredom, i went to read other ppl's blogs. (note the difference hor, mine's a HLOG)

And i realise that everyone seems to have spiralled into a web of depression. Why lei?!

Aiyoh i would be the first to admit that my life sux too. Cos it really does lar. And its not juz cos i broke up, but also cos of some general musings i've been having. Shan't bore u all with tat. But hor, my point is, life must still be beautiful right? Cos if its not, then why the hell are we still living?

The chio-bu who caught u leering at her, and instead of calling the cops or her beefcake boyfriend decides to reward u with a smile... the sheer luck when a chio-bu sits next to you, and in so doing prevented the smelly obese secondary school boy standing next to you from sitting there...a chio waitress serving u at a restaurant, and who laughed appreciatively at your attempt to be funny... All these are prime examples why we shld be glad of our lifes!!! [ok i know my examples a bit the skewed, but hey! its my hlog! and i'm horny. hur hur.]

But in all seriousness hor, i think melancholy is a feeling that pervades and infects. Trust me, i know. U hang around a depressed person too much, and u'll feel like dunking his head into the toilet bowl, and then peeing all over him. So guess wat i want to say is to find ways to make yourself happier!! and u can start by reading my hlog!!

Oh and tat brings me to my main point: read my hlog!!

Haa i know i very buay hiao pai, but i dun care. Cos hor, can earn money from blogs one lei. Look at Xiaxue, wah kow she gets sponsered everywhere lar. So i shall unabashedly say that my aim is to earn enough from my blog to retire when i'm 25, buy an island off the Mediterranean, and live with ______ (insert name of any hot, pretty, young thing) there and engage in nocturnal activities day in day out. Hur hur.

To that extent, i shall aim to attract all of you to read by hlogging about things that are interesting, and of course my hallmark: classy, acerbic, caustic humour. hur hur.

Knn its 439 and i'm still stuck at "Introduction." And my neighbour's playing Rainie Yang Chen Ling songs on repeat?!!?!!!! Wat the f***!!

And He's playin these kind of songs, while he's half-naked, dressed in his red checkered boxers, with his awesome tummy spilling over the waistband, thereby creating many many layers of luncheon-meat-like flesh, and head bopping to the super-childish nuances of the songs. Ohmigod.