Just finished a paper. Will do brilliantly (that means either a C or C- hur hur). Hate exams. As with most people, so shan't bore.

Saw something in the library yesterday that made me snigger and suck coffee up my nose. Was mugging with long-necked-drain but he din see cos he was obsessed with staring at his crotch (sleeping on the table lar...but it really looked like he was staring at his crotch. hur hur)

Stupid girl sitting diagonally right of me. Not hot so din take much notice of her. Then her phone rings, think it was some stupid Nokia Ringtone. Very loudly. She panicked and u know what she did?

She SHUSHED AT HER PHONE. Yes, she said "Shhh!!!" to her phone. Instead of silencing it with a button as we mere mortals do, she "shhh" it. Maybe her phone is some new-age gadget that works by voice activation, but the mechanism was faulty that day i guess. It din work.

After a delayed reaction of about 8 seconds, in which time more and more people were glaring in admiration at that wonderful voice-activated gadget in her hands that was emitting such wonderful alluring music, she finally gave up and pressed the button.

Guess technology is catching up with us hor?

Oh and did u guys know we have very avid political and social debaters in NUS? I know that the elections are coming but must we have rallies in the libraries as well? Cos it really does seem that case lei. Case in point, got 1 table behind me with 3 girls and 2 guys. They were engaging in very serious debates, namely: where they should go after the exams, which pub has the cheapest entry rate, and "ooooooohh!!! your necklace damn pretty lei!! Where u buy one huh?"

Hmm, our library users are indeed serious debators who are so imbued with the need to argue the important issues afflicting and affecting our society today that they have to discuss these pressing issues in the library. Oh and of course when u debate, u must be loud ma, if not the next table and the next table and the next table cannot hear u lei. Then your lively debates would not reach the wide audience it was intended for. Just wanna thank these students for enlivening my study of the law with such intellectual discourse. Now i know where to buy pretty necklaces.

Ok back to studying how wives and husbands screw each other. In the meanwhile, watch this clip. Only 2 words to describe: Jack's Back!!.