Heard on Class 95 (and infused with my own creativity and humour of course):

All men in the world today are searching for this rare breed of homo sapien, known commonly as woman, or sometimes known by their variations such as vainpot, chio-bu, Eee!!-sibei-pai-kua-bu.

Their Characteristics:

This breed can wash clothes,
iron,
cook,
clean the house,
pay the household bills,
feed the kids,
teach the kids how to do secondary school maths questions when they are in Primary 1,
look good and pretty

ALL AT THE SAME TIME

The name of this breed:

SWISS ARMY WIFE

Hur hur.