Interesting Observations about NUS

In my 3 years of NUS i have made some interesting discoveries about NUS:

1. Whenever you walk into the YIH study room in the morning, mysterious sheets of what are obviously scrap paper or rough paper appear on tables which are totally uninhabitated. Now though normal societal behaviour dictates that one should throw used paper away, our subjects actually treat them as valuable as gold, and respect their presence so much that we pay obeisance to them and retreat into a corner of the studyrm, far away from these papers, lest we disturb their holy aura.
   
2. Our NUS subjects do not understand the physical theory of space and matter. As such, they tend to imagine themselves and other people on A1 and A2 buses as compressible matter, whereby if u push hard enough, they can be compressed and hence more ppl can be squeezed up the bus.
3. That NUS is actually a breeding ground for covert undercover commandos. Hence the need to build the campus on bloody high slopes so that the subjects' leg muscles are well trained, and to build up their stamina.
4. That the Business Canteen Western Food uncle is actually an elite member of the Memory Institute. Hence his penchant to test his memory by yelling for orders 30 people down the line, and scolding you if u cannot meet his memory standards.
   
5. Ditto the Science Canteen Claypot family.

Hur hur. I think i can think of more. Wait until exams finish hor.